Hey, fellas: Want to win a date with Marnie Stern?

Kill Rock Stars is playing yenta to its star singer-songwriter in time for the release of her new album.

By Jenna Scherer Wed Jan 23 2013

Marnie Stern

Attention, single gents—are you a meat-eating nonstalker with a yen for hard-rocking guitar ladies? Kill Rock Stars has a proposition for you. As part of a promotional gambit, the record label is offering dudes in the NYC area the chance to show noise rocker Marnie Stern a good time on the day her fourth album, The Chronicles of Marnia, hits shelves (March 19). All you have to do is fill out a survey with questions both general—name, height, ’hood—and probing—“What would your most recent ex-girlfriend say about you? Can we get her e-mail?”—and send it to datemarnieonreleasedate@gmail.com.

There are no restrictions on age, religion or race, but there are some criteria: Among other things, you must like cute Jewish girls, have a sense of humor, and not be a vegan, a creep or addicted to drugs. The label and the publicist will pick the lucky guy and foot the bill for your night on the town. (Maybe they should change the name to Date Rock Stars, amiright?)