Modern Pentathlon guide - London 2012 Olympic Games
Your complete guide to pentathlon ahead of the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games
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Converted: A five-event bonanza designed to simulate the experience of a nineteenth century soldier behind enemy lines. Guns, swords and horses included. Now THAT’s a sport.
Confused: A weird discipline for indecisive athletes who have no idea what sport they should be doing.
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Street cred: Pentathletes are ferociously dedicated all-round sportspeople who would be brilliant allies in a jungle-based war, although hopefully it won’t ever come to that.
Who’s good? Traditionally the eastern Europeans, such as Hungary, Russia and the Czechs.
The basics: The whole shebang takes place on one crazy, action-packed day when athletes do fencing, swimming, horse-riding and a bizarre shooting/running combo (in that order). First past the finish line wins.
Athlete to watch: Reigning world champion David Svoboda, from the Czech Republic, is a hot favorite.
Almost useless fact: In a recent survey, modern pentathlon was revealed to be the least popular sport among UK teenagers, with just one percent of respondents keen to try it.
As seen in: The 1994 movie ‘Pentathlon’, described on IMDB thus: ‘An Olympic gold medalist escapes to freedom in the US, only to be tracked down by his sadistic ex-coach.’ And the gold medalist is Dolph Lundgren.
Do say: ‘Anything that has been an Olympic sport since 708 BC is good enough for me.’Don't say: ‘Do they sell those laser guns in the Olympic souvenir shops?’