Table Tennis guide - London 2012 Olympic Games
Your complete guide to table tennis ahead of the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games
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Converted: Whiff-whaff is coming home, hooray!
Confused: This is a fun game... if you’re at a youth club.
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Street cred: Being good at table tennis is an important life skill – increasingly so for New Yorkers, who risk frequent tabular face-offs while trying to negotiate the sidewalk-cafe tables littering every sidewalk.
Who’s good? Go on, guess... don’t worry, it’s not racist. Correct: China.
The basics: The first to score 11 points (with a two-point lead) wins. It's the best of seven games in singles and the best of five in team events. For further details, ask any 14-year-old.
Athlete to watch: Take your pick from the Chinese team, which boasts five of the world's top six men's players and four of the women's top six.
Almost useless fact: Ping pong was banned in the Soviet Union between 1930 and 1950 because it was thought to be harmful to the eyes.
As featured in: 'Everything You Know is Pong: How Mighty Table Tennis Shapes Our World', a collection of ping-pong musings with contributions from writers including Nick Hornby and Booker Prize winner Howard Jacobson. Or you could watch 'Forrest Gump'.
Do say: 'World number-one Wang Hao is arguably the finest exponent among the new wave of players favouring the penhold grip.'
Don't say: 'Argh, my eyes, my eyes!'