Taekwondo guide - London 2012 Olympic Games
Your complete guide to taekwondo ahead of the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games
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Converted: The ancient Korean art of kicking people in the head... nice one.
Confused: Cool, I liked karate... when I was nine.
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Street cred: Claiming to be a black belt in this Olympic sport is a popular method of intimidation. Because 60 million people practise tae kwon do worldwide, it may not always be a lie.
Who’s good? The birthplace of tae kwon do, Korea, is still the best of the best.
The basics: You get a point for punching or kicking the torso and three points for kicking the head, with extra points awarded for spinning kicks.
Athlete to watch: Logan Campbell, the New Zealand featherweight who appeared at Beijing 2008, has funded his London 2012 campaign by opening a high-class brothel in Auckland. National selectors did not approve.
Almost uselsess fact: Tae kwon do means 'the art of the foot and fist'.
As seen in: 'The Foot Fist Way' (2007) saw the funny side of taekwondo, while 'The Best of the Best' (1989) took it very seriously.
Do say: 'The new electronic-scoring system should make this explosive Olympic event the fairest yet.'
Don't say: 'Wax on, wax off.'