Your 24-hour itinerary: The Wallet Watcher

The FiDi location of this bargain-shopper’s paradise opens at 7:45 on weekdays—maybe for 9-5ers who woke up in someone else’s bed that morning with no time to head home before work (not that that’s ever happened to us). It’s also a great hour to browse sans the typical crowds. Find heavily discounted clothes, shoes, purses and more by Gucci, Armani, Escada and dozens of other fancy-pants designers.

Score a wondrous view of the Manhattan skyline from this commuter cable car, which zooms between the Upper East Side to the island that separates Manhattan from Queens (though it’s still technically part of Manhattan, if we’re counting) for the mere swipe of a Metro card ($2.75, or “free” on your unlimited).

One more reason to love this city: You can maintain your tech addiction without becoming a pasty white blob. Hang out in the sun with your tablet and the free Wi-Fi in green spaces including Bryant Park, Union Square, City Hall Park, Brooklyn Bridge Park, Battery Park, Prospect Park and McCarren Park.

Now put down the tablet and back away from the free Wi-Fi, because it’s time to learn a party trick: juggling! Experts offer gratis lessons in this Midtown park daily at noon in the not-miserably-cold months (roughly January through September). Find them on The Deck or at 42^nd St Plaza.

A tour that costs nothing and shows off a stockpile of gold—is there anything that will make a miser more gleeful? Reserve tickets up to 30 days in advance (they go quickly) for guided group visits of this Financial District institution, taking off at 1pm (and 2pm) most days.

$1 pizza—another wonder of the New York world. Try 99-Cent Fresh Pizza in Midtown West. Good may not be quite the right word, but for a penny shy of a single this slice is cheesy, carby and satisfying (also available 24 hours).

It’s sort of a dick move, but you can slip $1 across the counter for admission at this art museum (it’s technically pay what you wish) and head to the gorgeous rooftop, which features a rotating exhibition and amazing views of Central Park. (There’s also a bar with overpriced drinks, but that defeats the purpose of being frugal.)

Chelsea wine store Bottle Rocket kicks off free tastings at 5pm on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Be warned: With wines this good, you’re going to discover something you want to buy.

With shows starting between 6pm-8pm daily for the discount-lover’s price of $10 to free, you won’t find a better deal than this improv and sketch comedy theater. Depending on the timing of your show, enjoy cheap drinks at the theater bar either before or after (and during, of course).

What could possibly make this enormous indie bookstore off of Union Square cooler than it already is? The fact that it stays open until 10:30pm daily. The fact that it sells many titles for just $1 doesn’t hurt, either.

Bushwick bar Gotham City Lounge is packed with comic-book figurines and people who know about its ass-kicking anytime drink deal: $3 for a PBR and a whiskey shot. Just try to recite the storyline of your favorite comic book after too many of those.

For just $3.50 at Middle Eastern joint Mamoun’s, score a giant pita stuffed with falafel and tahini—best drunk-person’s deal in the city. The West and East Village locations, both open until 5am, are also in stumbling distance of the neighborhood’s bar circuits.

If that falafel really energized you, hit the treadmill at any location of this always-open gym with a free 1-day guest pass. Just please be sure you’re actually sober, for the sake of everyone else if not yourself.

Doughnuts shouldn’t cost $3 a pop, and this Greenpoint institution—which hasn’t changed its doughnut recipes for more than 60 years—proves it. Employees cue up the fryer at 2am to have warm batches ready by the shop’s 4:30am opening.

A free 1-day guest pass (new clients only) to this Astor Place gym, which opens at 5:30am daily, gets you a lot more than just basic workout machines. But hell, we vote for not working out at all—just relax in the steam room while the other early birds are huffing and puffing through bench presses.

Starting at Gansevoort Street and newly extended to 34th Street, this nature-in-the-city walking path (converted from an elevated freight rail line) opens at 7am—which may be the only time you’re not strolling through the flora in a frustratingly slow single-file line of tourists with selfie sticks. Enjoy it.