Crazy Horse Saloon

Crazy Horse Saloon review

More risqué than the other cabarets, the Horse, whose art du nu was invented in 1951 by Alain Bernadin, is an ode to feminine beauty: 13 lookalike dancers with identical body statistics (when standing, the girls' nipples and hips are all the same height) move around the stage, clad only in rainbow light and strategic strips of black tape. The girls put on some tantalising numbers, with titles such as 'God Save Our Bare Skin' (a sexy take on the Changing of the Guards) and 'Va Va Voom'.