At yoga class: You are so random today. 
I know, I had a big bash of reiki so I’m a little ungrounded.
 
On Orchard Road: I don’t like her. I don’t even know her. 

At Long Beach: Oysters are like metallic vaginas. It tastes like you’re swallowing a mouthful of seawater. 

At the office: I swing both ways too! But only on a seesaw… 

At the Night Safari: Come touch my llama. 
Ha…what? 

At Sentosa: I'm enjoying your limp, by the way.