Time Out London magazine (issue 1999)

It's cheap, bags of fun and, crucially, happening across London right now. No, no, no, I'm not talking about outdoor festive skating, I'm talking about sex, the all-time greatest ever recession recreation - whether you're straight, bi, gay or all of the above mixed together into one big, juicy melting sexpot. Time Out's had a long, varied and, at times, spectacularly depraved lovelife, as some of the back issues we've dug out for this edition prove unequivocally, so we're well placed to give you all the carnal knowledge you need to make your festive season go with a bang. Get further in the mood with our features on kinky shops and hedonistic holidays. It's probably best to get the wee ones to read last week's issue while you enjoy this one - tell 'em there's a bumper Christmas issue just around the corner. Happy humping.