On the nights you can't sleep and there's nothing in particular you'd like to do, head down to Mustafa Centre. Open 24/7, you can find almost anything across the seven levels of this mall – like these bizarre items.
Hydrotherapy massage
Feet tired? Shoulders aching? No problem, because this coffin hydrotherapy massage bed will solve all your woes. For $10 a pop (and the ignominy of clambering into this in the middle of a very public corridor), you’ll be treated to 10 minutes of ‘relaxation’.
L1, beside the pharmacy.
Motivational posters
Motivation. This rack has it. And plenty, too, all arranged in alphabetical order – from ‘Aspire’ to, err, ‘Zest for life’? Whatever emotion you wanna slap on your office wall, you’ll find a poster for it here.
L4, beside the party supplies section.
Mini suits
Wanna dress up your kid in a suit that he’ll outgrow in six months? These assembled boys’ suits that go for $34 will do the trick.
B1, beside the men’s section.
Green coke
Green coke is apparently a thing. Made with Stevia leaf extract, a sugar substitute, Coca-Cola Life ($1.30) claims to have fewer calories than its red equivalent. Water, you got competition.
L2, beside the dairy section.
Hands
Not only are they creepy AF, we’re not sure why someone would want a hand ($11.60 each) on their vanity tables.
L4, beside the gift section.
Little London
Tell your friends you’ve just returned from a trip to the UK capital by gifting them these touristy tchotchkes like bears, buses and Union Jacks. Of course, you’ll also have to Photoshop yourself into some London scenery.
L4, in the souvenir section.
Mustafa Centre is at 145 Syed Alwi Road.