I Luv Video & Spiderhouse Ballroom Present: Black Widow Cinema Elves

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I Luv Video & Spiderhouse Ballroom Present: Black Widow Cinema   Elves
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I Luv Video & Spiderhouse Ballroom Present: Black Widow Cinema Elves says
Doors at 8:30 PM. Movie at 9 sharp! Free pizza, cheap dranks, trivia with prizes, and NO COVER!

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"When there is no more room in hell, the ELVES will walk the earth!"

Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty, a down on his luck mall Santa, teams up with a anti-Christmas witch waitress to stop a horde of bloodthirsty elves engineered by Nazi jabronis. Along the way, our heroes grapple with sociopathic mothers, persnickety professors, a neo-Nazi cult, and the savage power of the elves, themselves. "A little man. Like a ninja only like a gremlin," the elf slices and dices to find the perfect mate on Christmas Eve and create a Fourth Reich of black magick super soldiers.

The perfect AIP straight-to-video rager for the Scroogely and holiday hardened! There may be only one knife wielding ELF rod puppet in this misnomer of a movie, but there is ONE WHOLE DAN HAGGERTY ready to bring the heart and hurt. Ditch the turkey and the trimmings and witness the unstoppable horror of the ELVES.

(Pat)

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Come early for the Blood Over Texas Horror art bizarre with a live Krampus for danger spankings! A whole day of Satanic treats for those of us that would rather shit tinsel than go to church or wake up in the morning. See you there Spoopers!

(Suz)
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