Texas Byx Island Party Ft. Derek Minor, Tony Tillman, Dj Morph

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S.O.S. Your maritime vessel has been run ashore by an untimely monsoon!!! Due to your limited resources, your family history of scurvy, and the roving bands of bloodthirsty island natives, your chances of survival are next to zero lolol :))))

Being shipwrecked is SUCH a BUZZKILL but there’s some good news:

On April 17th, TEXAS BYX is hosting its 30th annual Island Party @ the American Legion and you’ve been invited via message in a bottle (facebook)!!!

We’re airlifting in a hip hop trio (Derek Minor, Tony Tillman, and DJ Morph) to provide RaTcHeT beats for us to gyrate n’ jive to. And if you don't like hip hop, don’t worry, I'll be bringing my Walkman and a headphone splitter as an alternative!

Like always, Hawaiian shirt/tacky tourist is acceptable attire. Keep in mind that this year’s theme is “castaway” so partygoers are encouraged to refrain from eating, bathing, and shaving in the weeks leading up to the event.

What to expect:

-free admission
-a treasure trove of the finest (off brand) bottled water
-a fleet of complimentary porta potties
-lil’ Stevie Trillbanks spittin’ mad flow

***DIRECTIONS & PARKING***

Address: 2201 Veterans Drive, Austin, TX 78703

1) head west on 24th street
2) merge onto windsor rd
3) turn onto winsted ln
4) continue on towards atlanta st
5) destination will be on your right

Parking is available on the street, under the adjacent bridge, and in the Austin High parking lot. If Ryan Kothlow offers to valet park your car DO NOT LET HIM.

***UPDATE***

BaD NeWs :(((( Propaganda and KJ-52 both had a scheduling conflict and said bye in roundupesque fashion. George Chidiac spent the past two days scouring the underground hip-hop scene for replacements and snagged us Tony Tillman and DJ Morph. Being ditched by rappers is arguably the frattiest thing to ever happen to BYX, so all in all I'd say we're pretty thrilled w/ how things worked out lolol
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