Today! The Og Santa Rampage

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Today! The Og Santa Rampage says
Hey all, Save the Date. More details will be coming, but start planning out your Christmas best.

Meet at City Hall, and more details to come. If you twitter, follow https://twitter.com/SantaLiqour. Yes. That's spelled wrong. Because, screw you.

This ain't your Party City Rampage, and there ain't no registration fee.

You hear that? SANTA DOESN'T PAY COVER. SANTA DOESN'T PAY REGISTRATION FEES. SANTA DON'T SHOP AT NO PARTY CITY. SANTA WEARS NO WRISTBANDS. SANTA BUYS NO GROUPONS.

Follow @santaliqour the night of the rampage for updated locations.

Beware the ELF.

Get ready to bring it, fuckers.

THE RULES: (Yes, we have a few.)

First rule of Santa Rampage: Santa always talks to the reindeer about designated drivers, and arranges a safe ride home.

Second rule: Santa brings cash, and small bills are the best.

Third rule: Santa treats the bartenders like GODS. Don't fuck with your barstaff, tip well, and don't you dare puke on anything but a toilet bowl.

Fourth rule: Santa will occasionally drink some damned water.

Fifth rule: You're gonna see a lot of Mrs. Claus. Be respectful, or you'll be on the naughty list.

Sixth rule: We love it when children go to bed with visions of sugar plums dancing in their head. We do NOT like it when they have visions of CrazySanta. DO NOT MESS WITH KIDS. They are stronger than you, and can smell your weakness.

Seventh rule: Law enforcement officers are OFF-LIMITS. Sure, you may have thoughts and opinions about them, but a lot of us just spent money on Christmas presents, and we'll leave your ass sitting in jail, with no bail, while we enjoy our hams. Do not bring shame unto the Santa Rampage name.
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