Anti Valentine's Day At Cobbler

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Cobbler says
In the words of our beloved Archer:

"Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
I hate rhyming.
Penis..."

Cobbler's Anti-Valentine's Day event is back and we'd like to acknowledge this highly non-prestigous commercial event that is Valentine's Day by hosting our annual anti-Valentine's event.

We are seeking out only the most fun loving bitter couples and singles Brisbane has to offer. Don't worry, its not as depressing as it sounds but in fact the exact opposite.

As usual there'll be no hand holding, no goo goo eyes, no flamingos, no love hearts, no love full stop, no romance, no couple dancing, no wistful gazing, no eye contact, no random acts of kindness, no men holding puppies, no puppies at all, no kittens, no selfies, no move nourish believe, no swiping left, no swiping right, no walks on the beach, no sunsets, no releasing doves, no wish making. Please note: We may however turn a blind eye to exchanges of bodily fluid.

The good news is that there will be drinks and plenty of them, followed by drinking of course which is where you come in.

We'll be hosting this anti-love fest from 4pm on Sunday, 14th February and we recommend you get in early, avoid eye contact and grab yourself a seat with a crew of equally troubled friends, couples or random strangers from the street who are all things anti-Valentine. We'll be sharing the love through our cocktails and seducing you with whisky & wine. And don't forget, you can BYO food to Cobbler.

Share the anti-Vday excitement with your mates and invite them to an afternoon and evening of delicious drinks followed by a completely unromantic dirty street kebab after its all done and dusted. *kebabs not included.

Cheers from the whole #CobblerWestEnd crew.
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