Ay Chiwowa (CLOSED)

Dark, narrow, crowded and loud—this is exactly what we envisioned when we heard River North nightlife mogul Billy Dec was opening yet another bar. Expect to use a flashlight app if you want to read the menu and to throw a few elbows if you want to order a drink. The list of more than 80 tequilas by the glass is impressive, though we don’t see a single person order from it.