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[title]I’ll forward you the e-mail chain. It’s a circle jerk of passive-aggression.
Did you know that you have seven sphincters in your body?
“She’s Always a Woman,” “She’s Right on Time”—Billy Joel just writes about women getting their periods.
I know, Mom, but goblins are one thing; penis pumps and assless chaps are another.
“Are you getting spanked tonight?” “No, I am getting Glazed and Infused.”
I just realized that the fact that I often put girl groups on when I clean is kind of sexist.
They have seven kids and they’re not religious?
No, no, no. I said hookahs, not hookers.
You’ve been harder to reach than me when the child support payments are due.