Beard Papa is totally some guy’s Grindr username.
No, it’s not a cold sore! It’s chapped and dry!
So my wife says, “I want to make sure we aren’t being defrauded. Do you go to Starbucks a lot?”
Thanks to me, this plant just moved from a tiny studio to a spacious one-bedroom.
“Whatcha doing?” “Just lookin’ at tweezers that are $25.”
With all that smoke, you can’t even see a ten-inch cock in front of your face.
It’s so cold. Let’s just stay in and order a hooker.
That makes me happy that someone sent me dick pics.
There was a time when a lot of my friends were into Adderall. I never really got into it.
I can look at a man’s ass and pretend it’s a woman’s.