Heard on the street, December 6, 2012

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

As soon as it hits the back of your throat, you realize this ain’t yo’ grandma’s pumpkin pie.

That’s a Rudolph nose, not a ball gag!

All I had to eat today was Honey Bunches of Oats, so that may have been why I snapped at you.

Can you turn my TV off? No wonder the Cosbys were in my dreams!

Sorry that you got teased by the chance of YouTube cleavage, Mom.

I love that you have fiber twigs in your cereal so you can make some poo logs.

Magic Mike is her two-month-old’s favorite.

I never know what personality trait you’re going to pull out of your butt.

He doesn’t have a wife. All he has is a Jack Russell.

Every light at the end of the tunnel just leads to a new tunnel.