Heard on the street, January 10, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
1/13
"He's got a face for radio, not for dating."
2/13
"Scrabble makes me want to rip my flesh off, but I love it."
3/13
"If you can afford transgender surgery, you can certainly afford a cup of hot chocolate."
4/13
"An alarming amount of guys I've dated paint miniatures."
5/13
"She used to be a piece of ass."
6/13
"I hate white chocolate!" "Why? Are you racist?"
7/13
"I'm on way more pills than you are."
8/13
"Nicole Richie is adopted? I just thought Lionel Richie's girlfriend was really hot and canceled him out."
9/13
"Japan was the China of the '80s."
10/13
"It's rub-it-in-your-crotch good."
11/13
"She's a smart girl and successful�she's just a whore."
12/13
"Can we be old fuckers?"
13/13
"I could've stayed longer, but I drank too much with my meds."
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