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I don�t wear coats. I get claustrophobic.
A pi�ata with a pregnant lady. This is cool.
Let�s not count our racist chickens before they hatch.
�Didn�t you have a weird hole?� �I have a couple of weird holes.�
Spare some change? I�d like to get some socks. Someone peed in my socks.
I don�t mind drinking out of a plastic cup. It reminds me of drinking at Pizza Hut.
�They didn�t have a family pet growing up?� �No, they can only love themselves.�
His dick is so big, if he pees sitting down, it touches the water.
The bums are so happy to have a nice, new McDonald�s. They look so happy in there.
If you ever feel like a bad human being, just look on Twitter.
Heard on the street, January 17, 2013
Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
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