1/10I don�t wear coats. I get claustrophobic. 2/10A pi�ata with a pregnant lady. This is cool. 3/10Let�s not count our racist chickens before they hatch. 4/10�Didn�t you have a weird hole?� �I have a couple of weird holes.� 5/10Spare some change? I�d like to get some socks. Someone peed in my socks. 6/10I don�t mind drinking out of a plastic cup. It reminds me of drinking at Pizza Hut. 7/10�They didn�t have a family pet growing up?� �No, they can only love themselves.� 8/10His dick is so big, if he pees sitting down, it touches the water. 9/10The bums are so happy to have a nice, new McDonald�s. They look so happy in there. 10/10If you ever feel like a bad human being, just look on Twitter.