Heard on the street, June 7, 2012, edition

“Is there a cover here?” “Ugh, a cover to get STDs.”

There are always stepped-on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos on the bus. And a superscary woman who’s screaming at her kids and wearing a shirt that says, i’m that bitch your man keeps calling.

Fun fact: I’m the only one in my family to not have a nose job.

I’m such a slut for summer.

You only talk gay when you’re drunk.

Her discrimination comes from a good place.

There’s going to be a cuddle pile/dance party.

If I was an unattractive girl, I’d move here.

I’m only going to date dudes that look like they can handle a jackhammer.

Am I the only one who thought the plural was dwarves?

I get kinda dumb when I drink pot.