Thinking we were going to ease you into the weirdness? Well, you may just be right, because this is far from the most out-there item on the list, even if it does beg the question: how do the testicles come in so many different shapes, sizes and textures? Too graphic? Sorry. Served with rice and a drizzle of soy sauce, these cojones are soft in texture and have a rather mild taste. Try it if you can somehow forget that you are putting an animal’s balls in your mouth. The soy sauce helps a bit I guess.