Every film has something to recommend it, right? Whether it's a fleeting pretty shot, or a decent supporting performance, or a line of dialogue that makes you smile. That's what we thought too: until this week, and the release of the execrable, brain-frazzling, intelligence-insulting, vile, putrid, infantile, boring, brainless, Christ-make-it-stop-make-it-stop 'The Human Centipede III'.
To be fair, we could've seen it coming: the first two 'Human Centipede' movies weren't exactly masterpieces, though the central concept of people forcibly sewn bum-to-mouth had a certain anatomically horrific novelty value. With even that dubious fascination having long since worn off, the third and please-God final movie has literally nothing left going for it.
Want to watch something decent? Here are the best new movies to see this month.