14 unusual things you can only do in Melbourne

If you’re at Queen Victoria Market for a whole day, the menu of the day may look like this: 1) starter doughnuts, 2) main course doughnuts, 3) dessert doughnuts... because what’s a trip to Queen Vic Market without a stop at the always-heaving American Doughnut Kitchen van? A huge mistake, obviously. Here you can score a bag of five delicious, hot-from-the-fryer jam doughnuts for $6.50. These doughies should be in a museum: they’ve got just the right amount of oily crunch, the dough is stuffed with a sticky and sweet red dollop of raspberry plum jam, and they’re covered quite liberally with sugar. You’ll be licking the stuff off your fingers for hours, but it’s so worth it.

Did you know St Kilda beach is home to a healthy-sized colony of fairy penguins? Yep, you can find wee flippered friends just six kilometres outside the CBD. The St Kilda colony live in the breakwater – the rocky outcrop at the end of the pier, past the kiosk. Standing on the boardwalk will give you the best view, and definitely don’t go on the rocks, as it scares the penguins nesting beneath them. Photos are permitted (no flash), and visitors are asked to obey the instructions of the volunteer penguin guides. 

Located less than a 15-minute drive away from the CBD, the lake at Westgate Park has been known to turn pink in late summer. It’s been doing so every year since the summer of 2012/13, when a combination of hot temperature, algae, lack of rainfall and excessive sunlight came together like a perfect pink witch’s brew. If you’ve seen photos of the pink lake online, it can seem surreal, almost as if someone poured dye into the lake. We can assure you that’s not the case – and you definitely have to see it to believe it.

The Royal Exhibition Building was the first building in the country to be awarded UNESCO World Heritage status (take that, Sydney Opera House). Designed by architect Joseph Reed (who also did the Melbourne Town Hall and the State Library of Victoria) and completed in 1880, the REB is one of Australia’s most impressive architectural beauties. It’s one of the oldest remaining exhibition pavilions and was built to host the first official World’s Fair in the Southern Hemisphere. These days you can admire the ornate décor of the Great Hall during select events throughout the year, including the Melbourne International Flower and Garden Show and the Dog Lovers Show.

Just when you thought Melbourne couldn’t get any more bonkers, it decided to put a bunch of Hitachi trains on top of a Collingwood office block. Easey's is best known for insane burgers and fried snacks that'll make your arteries threaten to give way, but there's a decent craft brew line-up on tap and the sweeping views of Collingwood aren’t so bad either. Just come early to score a seat on one of the trains.

The Melbourne Cricket Ground (aka the MCG or just the ‘G) is truly one of the world’s greatest sporting venues. It was built back in 1853 and has been a juggernaut ever since – the first-ever cricket Test match was played here in 1877, the 1956 Olympic Games were staged here and, on the last Saturday in September every year, the biggest show in Australian sport, the AFL Grand Final, pack the ‘G to the rafters with 100,000 screaming sporting fans. Currently, four AFL teams play regular home matches at the MCG – Melbourne, Richmond, Collingwood and Hawthorn – so it’s the best spot to see Melbourne’s favourite sport in action.

Hook turns aren’t unique to Melbourne (they’re actually called perimeter-style turns in Canada) but doing them beside loud, aggressive trams is. For the uninitiated, a hook turn is when a car performs a right turn by lining up on the left. It’s a manoeuver that cyclists use all over the world. The reason Melbourne cars need to perform these turns is because of the trams. Cars don’t bank up over the tramlines to turn right, meaning other cars, bikes and trams can continue to move straight. There is also definitely some satisfaction in completing a successful hook turn as you wait for the lights on the opposite side of the road to turn green. Good luck nailing it!

It seems we can’t get enough of our high-altitude experiences in Melbourne. Notel is a collection of six luxury ‘70s Airstream caravans sitting on top of a car park on Flinders Lane. The cabins are flanked by office buildings, and curiously, all the city noise fades away when you enter the caravan. The interiors are surprisingly spacious with a queen-sized bed, a free minibar with gourmet chocolate and chips, premium bathroom products and a private deck. Fancy.

In the summertime when the weather is fine we all drink at Arbory, the massive outdoor eatery and beer garden sandwiched between two Melbourne icons (the Yarra River and Flinders Street Station). The bar stretches for 120 metres along the river bank and is officially Melbourne’s longest bar. You can get Espresso Martinis and Aperol Spritzes on tap for quick-fire service so you can spend more time kicking back and less time queueing.

The Great Scenic Railway at Luna Park has been operating since the amusement park opened way back in 1912. The 967-metre-long wooden track takes riders on a journey of dips and turns around the exterior of the amusement park, all the while providing some killer scenic views of Port Phillip Bay. The ride itself is heritage listed and still manages to provide some thrills as it reaches speeds of up to 60km per hour.

Melbourne’s Chinatown district is located in Little Bourke and Lonsdale streets and fun fact, is also the longest continuous Chinese settlement in the world. This skinny street is lined with restaurants, bars and duty-free stores and is constantly full of people wandering up and down. Do as Melburnians do and hunker down for some dumplings, yum cha and more Chinese staples.

Melbourne is known for repurposing unused spaces into houses, retail outlets, cafés and bars, so it seems an underbridge space is not exempt from that. We’re talking about Ponyfish Island, the bar under the Melbourne bridge. If you’ve ever walked over the Southbank footbridge that runs from Flinders Street Station to the arts and entertainment precinct of Southbank, you’ll notice something happening underfoot. Go down the stairs to find cold brews and cocktails, as well as pizzas, cheese boards and snacks.

Cool changes aren’t unique to Melbourne, but the speed at which Melbourne weather changes probably is. It can drop from a balmy 27 degrees to a freezing 16 degrees at the drop of a hat, and often without warning. Pro-tip is to always be prepared – bring a raincoat, jumper, boots and umbrella, but also remember to layer so you can drop down to your singlet if need be.

You might not have realised, but Melbourne is in fact the only major city in the world where you can take a commercial hot air balloon ride over the CBD. In fact, on a clear morning you can often see keen balloonists over the city's skyline on your commute to work. You can join them too, with Global Ballooning (along with other providers) offering daily balloon flights over Melbourne and the Yarra Valley. Make sure to set your alarm though, take off is pretty early!