Radiant Male Beauty / Over 35 Speedo Pageant / Bananas

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Gentlemen, we are calling on you to give your best to help save Overton Park. You are needed to work through ego, shame, self esteem, and prance and preen in a SPEEDO(tm) in a pageant on Saturday 6/11/16 in the Overton Park Greensward. Plus-sized, beer-bellied, buffet-loving contestants are welcome to join.

Due to a swell in demand, we will host a Little League, Vienna Sausage heat, for guys 18-35.

We will have SIX official judges: Aisling, Brenda, Chloe, Laura, Amy, Chooch, and Skinny. But, everyone will be judging.

Categories include: Weirdest tan lines, stretch marks, saggiest, baggiest, worst overall shape, hotness, niceback/bad front, oiliest, harriest, best wax job, best sock stuffs, best make up, and more.

Let us know if you'd like to order a Save the Greensward Banana Hammock.

Bring balls for the ball drive!

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