Singer Wanted: The Danger Dangers Seeking A New Rory Danger!

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Singer Wanted: The Danger Dangers Seeking A New Rory Danger!
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Singer Wanted: The Danger Dangers Seeking A New Rory Danger! says
Dearly beloved, it is with a heavy heart that we inform you that Rory Danger has never returned from her journey across the River Styx and into the underworld, and we fear and suspect her to be long gone. Alas, The Show Must Go On.

ANNOUNCING: Friday, October 28, Open Auditions to become the next Rory Danger (fifth of her/his/their line). Qualifications are many and varied: must own your own saxaphone; must have a 6-octave vocal range; must not succumb to frostbite; must have working knowledge of blubber wine production and consumption. FEATURING special guest judges The Mike Dillon Band. Don't miss this unique opportunity to be critically judged by a band of 6 grizzled rockers and an entire roomful of your peers!
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By: Rory Danger & the Danger Dangers