Joke of the week

I’m going through a series of oral-surgery procedures. The dentist told me, “Take it easy: no carrots, no corn on the cob, no foreign objects in your mouth.” Did I seriously just get a doctor’s note out of sucking dick?

Margot Leitman performs in Moonwork Sat 15 and in SpeakEasy: Stories from the Backroom Thu 20.

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