Joke of the Year

Congratulations to 2011 Joke of the Year winner Matt Koff! Scroll down for poll results.

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    Matt Koff

    Matt Koff

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    Adrienne Iapalucci

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    Tom McCaffrey

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    Heather Lawless

    Heather Lawless

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    Liam McEneaney

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    Adam Lowitt

    Adam Lowitt

  • Helen Hong

    Helen Hong

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    Mike Lawrence

    Mike Lawrence

  • Sheng Wang

    Sheng Wang

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Matt Koff

Matt Koff


Adrienne Iapalucci


The morning-after pill can be taken up to 72 hours after conception. Because, you know, there is some girl out there who has a one-night stand and is like, I'm gonna wait and see if he calls.


Tom McCaffrey


I used to date this girl—she could've been a model. She was that stupid.


Heather Lawless


My mom thinks I am a lesbian but I know that I am straight because of the way I feel around my nephews.


Liam McEneaney


When it comes to sex, I'm like an Olympic athlete. I train every day for an event that happens once every four years.


Adam Lowitt


When people first meet me, they think I'm a nice guy. I'm actually like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. It takes 90 minutes of hanging out with me before they realize, Oh I get it; he's been a dick the whole time.


Helen Hong


I performed comedy at a couples' resort and there was a Jacuzzi in the middle of my hotel room. I didn't touch it, because there's no way I'm coming back pregnant for no reason.


Matt Koff


Sorry, Dr. Teeth, you came in last on the list of "Muppets I Want Blow Jobs From."


Mike Lawrence


I used to work at McDonald's. One time a friend of mine asked, "Can you put in a good word for me?" and I said, "I can tell them you're alive."


Sheng Wang


I love thrift stores. Goodwill is the only clothing retailer where you can fart and just blame the merchandise.


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