Joke of the year

Which of 2010's Joke of the Week comics deserves the honor? Vote for your favorite below.

  • jokeofyear2010MikeDrucker

  • jokeofyear2010MikeRecine

  • jokeofyear2010HannibalBuress

  • jokeofyear2010KaraKlenk

  • jokeofyear2010NealStastny

  • Photograph: David Angelo


  • jokeofyear2010MattMcCarthy

  • jokeofyear2010MattGoldich

  • jokeofyear2010AnthonyJeselnik


WINNER: "A friend told me that picking his favorite Star Wars character is as hard as picking his favorite child. Sure, except his favorite child doesn't matter to me."—Mike Drucker 
"I saw an article about a guy who molested more than 100 kids; the headline was worst pedophile. No, the worst pedophile is a guy who can never get his van to start and shows up to the playground with circus peanuts, black licorice and a stack of WNBA cards."—Mike Recine
"When people go through something rough in life, they get really clich. They say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes. So is everybody. Because that's how time works."—Hannibal Buress
"My friend told me his girlfriend gave him a birthday card with $20 cash in it. Which I think is messed up. Grandma didn't even tell me she was seeing anyone."—Kara Klenk

"Let's stop saying that when we invent time travel we will go back in time and kill Hitler. If it were possible, we'd all remember that day in history class when the teacher taught us about Adolf Hitler, the only man to be murdered by a time traveler."—Neal Stastny
"Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? In the Talaveras County Reservoir? Out by old route 90? On a warm June night in the summer of 1995 with Mindy Tuttweiller? Because if you're the one who murdered her."—Jared Logan
"I was nine pounds, nine ounces when I was born. My mom once said, 'Matt, you were actually nine pounds, one ounce.' And I said, 'Well, that's because I was holding an eight-ounce bag of weed and I thought the doctor was a cop so I threw it.' "—Matt McCarthy
"My wife woke up recently and said, 'Matt, I had a dream about you. You were chased down and murdered by a serial killer.' I said, 'In the future, I would prefer if you would refer to those as "nightmares." ' "—Matt Goldich

"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence. Because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."—Anthony Jeselnik


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