Kyle Kinane

"My grandfather was a marine. My dad enlisted in Vietnam. When I was six, my mom signed me up for a Little League team sponsored by a funeral home. So I’ll never see action, but I’m familiar with the honor of wearing a uniform that thousands have died for."

Kyle Kinane coheadlines Comix Thu 4. His new album, Death of the Party (A Special Thing, $10), is out now.

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