Skin trade



I'm pretty hostile toward the hotties at Abercrombie & Fitch--especially the shirtless models who greet customers as they walk in. Some of us don't have five hours a day to spend at the gym, and there's a never-ending barrage of cupcakes that find their way into our office. (Seriously, it's like that Simpsons episode in whch Homer goes to Hell and they strap him into the doughnut-eating machine.)

That's why I was so tickled by the latest stunt from those mischievous imps at Improv Everywhere: Last Saturday, more than 100 shirtless guys--with abs ranging from washboards to washing machines--stormed the flagship A&F on Fifth Avenue and wreaked mirthful havok to the enjoyment of customers (and the consternation of management, who, oddly enough, invoked the "no shirt, no service" retail mantra).

Check out all the topless action after the jump