Your 1 Thing for Today: Sunday, Nov 12

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Jello couple
"Can't make the key party tonight, honey. I promised the gals I'd meet them downtown at Arlene's."

It's the classic catch-22 of our time, is it not? You want to jello wrestle but you have no experience, and yet without experience you can't jello wrestle. What's a gal to do? Head down to Arlene's Grocery tonight for Amateur Female Jello Wrestling, that's what.