Your 1 Thing for Today: Thursday, Nov 15

Well, ladies and nonladies, the time has come! The time to see Dustin bang some buckets and debase himself in a vain attempt to snag the Mr. LES title tonight. As of this post, I'm not sure whether he'll be banging buckets, tap dancing, blowing into a raisin box or performing a monologue as his "talent," but whatever it is, it's worth seeing. This is the guy who wore a suit for 30 days for a story and also organized a junk food gang, so he's not about to half-ass it. Or you could just take his awesome "Choose Your Own Adventure"–type office holiday-party journey.