Your 1 Thing for Today: Tuesday, Feb 13

My fingers are raw from opening up all your construction paper valentines. You've really outdone yourself. The glitter? Nice touch. And what an inventive use of googly eyes! If I didn't know better I would swear you're a professional amateur construction-paper valentine maker. Honestly, I can't even see the seam in the middle of the heart from where you folded it together to make it symmetrical. You didn't fold it together? Oh, get out! It's not even Valentine's Day yet and look at you! I must laud your gumption.
Also, I must get tanked and listen to an old lady talk about sex... again! Dr. Ruth will be at Bottlerocket Wine and Spirit tonight. Don't be a boob and miss out.