Your 1 Thing for today: Wednesday, Jan 31

Sarah Silverman also wishes you would stop doing that thing.

Well, here we are at the appointed time and place. I can tell already that this was a mistake. I get the feeling you don't even want this to work sometimes. Okay, look, here's the thing, and I don't want to make a thing out of it, but it's come to my attention that you've been doing that thing that you do, again, and you promised the last time I caught you doing that thing that it would be the last time, and now you're doing the thing, and well, I don't think I need to explain why the thing threatens everything we've built together. I do? I do need to explain it? Hello! Haven't you been listening to anything I've said? Weren't those the terms of our arrangement last time? You would stop doing the thing and I would take you off Thing Watch 2005, 2006 and 2007? Yeah, I've been keeping track. Listen, until further notice we are over and I'll be going alone to see Sarah Silverman at Carolines tonight, because I'll be damned if I miss it because I'm sitting here getting all worked up about that thing. And one more thing, the theme song to Silver Spoons is stuck in my head. I hope you're satisfied.