Your 1 Thing for Today: Wednesday, Nov 14

Make it stop.

A horrible thing has transpired. I think I blew my Christmas wad. This is what happens when you play a most dangerous game of immersing yourself in holidayiana before the actual holiday season: You turn on the same Christmas music that has really put a spring in your step for the past two days and instead of making you want to drink nog with elves, you just want to puke. "The Little Drummer Boy" is turning my stomach. I can't take the merriment. It's too merry! Whimsy overload! I need to rinse my brain (not to be confused with needing to be brainwashed, which is entirely different, although I may need a thorough deprogramming). Let's all go to the Museum of Natural History to see "Water: H20=Life."