Your perfect Saturday: Run for Haiti, Jersey Shore costume party and Kathy Griffin

jersey_shoreYour perfect Saturday is wide awake and already warming up for the Run for Haiti in Central Park. If you're still sleeping off your hangover or fiddling with your waffle-maker, all is not lost. You can still hit up day two the Barley Wine Festival, but make sure you save enough energy for a night of fist-pumping fun. The Jersey Shore Costume Party promises to turn Union Hall into the boardwalk, and Kathy Griffin will deliver Ronnie-sized doses of outrageousness at WaMu Theater. Don't accuse your perfect Saturday of playing favorites—all D-listers are welcome, whether they have orange skin or orange hair.