Monster heels!

Fierce, towering, megahigh heels are just the thing for a night out on the town.

Forever 21 Zipper Chic pumps, $27.80, at Forever 21 (locations throughout the city; go to for info)

Mulberry platform pumps in fuchsia, $695, at

Zigi Soho Laney leather gladiator sandals, $80, at DSW, 40 E 14th St at University Pl, third floor (212-674-2146,

Sam Edelman Xila triple-strap patent Mary Janes, $119, at DNA Footwear, 220 Fifth Ave between President and Union Sts, Park Slope, Brooklyn (718-398-2692)

Sore feet? Toss a pair of foldable flats in your bag to wear at the end of the evening. >>

You’re invited!

$50 jeans

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