Billy Elliot being sued for $4 million

Photograph by Carol Rosegg

And you thought the only tourists in danger on Broadway were at Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. The Associated Press reports that two female tourists from Kansas City, MO are suing the producers of Billy Elliot for injuries sustained while watching from the front row back in November. Each is seeking $2 million in damages. What prop do you suppose hit them? A chair? One of those plastic police riot shields? That tiny kid who bookends the show? Use comments for anonymous tips!