#candyheartrejects: Top 20 tweets

Need some laughs to lighten your V-Day? The Twitterverse has you covered.

Photograph: Chris Sloan

The candy heart may be the only word canvas more limited than a tweet. So it's only natural that every Valentine's Day, Twitter lights up with hilarious, raunchy and sometimes downright dadaist ideas for confectionary captions under the hashtag #candyheartrejects.

We've collected 20 of our favorites below, culled from comedians, Hollywood types, clever randoms and more. Found (or written) any good ones that we missed? Link your picks in the comments below.