#candyheartrejects: Top 20 tweets
Need some laughs to lighten your V-Day? The Twitterverse has you covered.
Thu Feb 14 2013
Photograph: Chris Sloan
The candy heart may be the only word canvas more limited than a tweet. So it's only natural that every Valentine's Day, Twitter lights up with hilarious, raunchy and sometimes downright dadaist ideas for confectionary captions under the hashtag #candyheartrejects.
We've collected 20 of our favorites below, culled from comedians, Hollywood types, clever randoms and more. Found (or written) any good ones that we missed? Link your picks in the comments below.
ASS 2 ASS #CandyHeartRejects— Diablo Cody (@diablocody) February 14, 2013
I ♥ ur $ #candyheartrejects— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 14, 2013
LET'S BREED #CandyHeartRejects— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) February 14, 2013
I'M UR FAMILY NOW #candyheartrejects— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 14, 2013
U R My Patrick Wilson #CandyHeartRejects— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 13, 2013
I REFUSE TO BE TRAPPED IN THIS LOVELESS MARRIAGE ANY LONGER DEBBIE #CandyHeartRejects— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) February 14, 2013
LOL (Lick Oprah's Labia) #CandyHeartRejects— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 13, 2013
LET'S GET TESTED! #candyheartrejects— Nev Schulman (@NevSchulman) February 14, 2013
I'm 47% yours. #CandyHeartRejects— Invisible Obama (@InvisibleObama) February 14, 2013
I h8 ur Frndz #CandyHeartRejects— Blake Rodgers (@TheBlakeRodgers) February 14, 2013
BJ/HJ? #CandyHeartRejects— Selena Coppock (@SelenaCoppock) February 14, 2013
I WAS POPE #CandyHeartRejects— Erin Judge (@erinjudge) February 14, 2013
Call me Maeby. #candyheartrejects— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) February 13, 2013
N DA BUT SOON? #CandyHeartRejects— Jamie Lee (@TheJamieLee) February 14, 2013
Iz God Ded? #CandyHeartRejects— Jared Skolnick(@jaredskolnick) February 14, 2013
Be Mein Kampf #CandyHeartRejects— Julian Kiani (@JulianKiani) February 14, 2013
CALL 911 #CandyHeartRejects— JeanGrae (@JeanGreasy) February 14, 2013
Super Absorbent#CandyHeartRejects— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) February 14, 2013