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Do you like music? Do you like jokes? What about midgets? Are you a fan of dolphins? Do you like movies with Christopher Walken in them? Have you drank alcohol before? Well if you answered yes to any of these six questions, I have a big surprise for you!

The Lost Leaf has them all!!!

So let's get down to brass tacks...The six headlining comics; arguably the six best comics in the state of Arizona will be there, all of whom should all be in LA or New York being famous instead of being here, performing for you lovely people.

Erick Biez
Jonathan Gregory
Andy Steinberg
Leslie Barton
Anthony Desamito
Charlie Speez

Alcohol: Every beer and wine you can imagine! They even have monks in their basement working 23-hour shifts ensuring the quality of your beer is so above par, or they get shipped back to their slave camps... but anyway, the Lost Leaf even has Saki. I personally LOVE like Saki, and when I order it they look at me like a monk they are ready to send back to the slave camps.. but I digress.... the bands playing there that night are two of the best local bands in AZ. We are extremely fortunate to have them. Also, one of the members is actually Adam Dumper, who, depending on the style of artwork you like, most in the Valley would consider him one of the best of the best of the best.

Bands performing: The Insects & Riverside Cathedral

And my name is Paul Horner, and I will be your host for the evening. If you don't know who I am, Google "Paul Horner" for a good time :)

I guarantee this will be the best show you've ever seen in your infinite lifetimes in this multiverse; and guess what? It's free!!!!! FREEEEEE!!!!

So drink your fucking face off and tip well!!! Seriously, I don't know much about the bands because that's not my thing, but the comics performing, get paid cash. They open for comedians such as Dave Chappelle and perform on shows like Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Also, just a quick question... if I'm starting to have feelings for a young Brazilian boy that I've been fucking... does that make me gay?

Anyway, I look forward to seeing you all August 27th at The Lost Leaf! Though I do recommend showing up early. Bill Murray was at the last Mystery Show and with Christopher Walken making an appearance at this one, along with all the amazing comics and bands, and it's FREE... there should be a line starting around 4PM the day before. There is no VIP seating or calling in to reserve meth; It's first come, first serve! Though we will be providing Lost Leaf private jets, helicopters and limo service, but you have to know the secret password.

See you soon!!!
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