Mace Ballard's Last Show W Nick Martin 8*[

Over the past year or so, Nick Martin's dad satchels, smooth guitar stylings, indifferent shrugging, quick witted sarcasm, and overall casual attitude has been filling our lives with joy. But he's dropping us like a spent candy wrapper and we are playing our last show ever with dear Mr. Martin this Friday. We wanna send him off with a farewell of grandeur, like a majestic ship with a great haircut into the uncertain sea of future snackings. Come out and party with the five of us one last time. Tickets HERE: http://macemerch.bigcartel.com/product/tickets-for-a-willhelm-scream-march-6th-2015-the-smiling-moose One of our favorite bands A Wilhelm Scream is playing. Operation Shutdown & August Ruins are joining in as well. Friday, March 6, 2015 Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm The Smiling Moose Pittsburgh, PA 21 and over Tickets are $15 at the door, so get them from the link above or hit us up please. Any time a member leaves any band, that band posts something on Facebook saying how that person left on good terms with mutual understanding, etc. to spend more time doing other stuff and some other sappy crap like that. Well our favorite bag daddy candy man NM is breaking up with us and we are taking it like scorned ex-lovers in a true Ron Burgundy | Veronica Corningstone like fashion. You'll find us sitting in our car in the middle of the night outside his house on whore island cursing his name. We'll be doing everything in our power to ruin his social, professional and political reputation / his life in general. We'll be sending incriminating photos of him to his grandparents and current employers. We are taking out credit cards in his name and going on an international pizza & burrito binge. We are filing for full custody and child support for Steve. We wish you the worst NM, you rotten gorgeous horrible hansom jerk.