Dante's Presents Grinferno! W/ Lance Life & Dungeon Brothers

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"Hi gang, it's me, Lance Banks. Internal power mentor, global success professional, inspirationeer, & the creator of "Synergenics".

I have a very exciting opportunity for you this Thursday, May 26th. An opportunity so compelling, I'm not even going to tell you about it. I'm not going to tell you about this life changing event out of fear. Fear of ruining your day, because you became so distracted by your bright future. It's a lot to take in at once, so let's just focus on the present. Right here. Right now. Reading. Absorbing. Feel better? Good.

Look, just show up at 8pm, there will be no charge at the door. Jimmy will probably beg you for donations because he pays child support on 3 children, and lives in a box, but, to his credit, it is a very nice box! A box that would not have been possible without the purchase, support, and life maximizing power of The Lance Life Comprehensive Total Life System Premium Platinum Package.

Stand up comedy & $ucce$$ $torie$ provided by Jimmy Newstetter, Xtina VK, Eric Cash, & hopefully even Christian Ricketts

Maybe even some music by Dungeon Brothers! Oh, great! I've said too much, but then, who was it that said...

"If something is worth saying, it is worth saying too much, and, if something is worth saying, it is worth saying too much. Over-explaining and over-achieving are just differently shaped apples that grow from 'The Taking Tree' ".

...?

Oh yeah! It was me, Lance Banks. In my informational pamphlet for kids, "The Taking Tree".

Write that down, and you're welcome!"

Lance Banks
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