The Hour That Stretches at the Jade Lounge goes full open-mic on March 20, with feature acts: Portland poetry legend WALT CURTIS, Portland comedy sensation Jim Willig and Wonderland-Award-winning Bizarro author Garrett Cook. Features will be salted throughout the performance and signup begins at time. PERFORMERS WILL HAVE 5-7 MINUTES. SIGN UP RIGHT AWAY OR ALERT THE MC. NO CENSORSHIP, GENRE OR EXPERIENCE RESTRICTIONS. 21+ CHEAP AS HELL DRINKS. HAPPY HOUR MENU ALL NIGHT.