★★★ Twerk 4 Charity ★★★

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★★★ Twerk 4 Charity ★★★
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BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
HOLA COMO ESTAS MOTHAF★★KAS!!!!!!!
WHO READY TO TURN UP??? BECAUSE I AM!!! AND IVE BEEN DRUNK FOR A WEEK!!!!!
ALSO HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DEBIT CARD??? SH★T

WOULDNT IT BE GREAT IF THERE WAS A WAY TO TWERK FOR CHARITY???
THERE IS!! INTRODUCING TWERK 4 CHARITY!!!! (HA HA!! WHERE DO I COME UP WITH THESE!!!!!!!)
A ONE-TIME-ONLY HIP HOP EVENT WHERE ALL OF OUR NET PROFITS WILL BE GOING TO THE RED CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"ARE YOU SURE IT ISNT THE WHITE AND GOLD CROSS??? ;)"
WHAT?? HEY F★★K YOU SMARTA$$ ITS BLUE AND BLACK
NO WAIT, FUCK, ITS JUST RED
F★★K YOU I CANT HANDLE THIS SH★T RIGHT NOW

“WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE YOU GONNA PLAY??”
ALL THE SH★T THAT YOU COULDNT LISTEN TO WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER BECAUSE YOUR MOM TOLD YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO "RAP MUSIC"
BUT ITS LIKE, MOM ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, MISSY ELLIOT IS THE VOICE OF OUR GENERATION

“WHAT IF MY FRIEND DOESNT WANT TO GO”
YOUR FRIEND SOUNDS LIKE A PIECE OF SH★T TRY TINDER

"ISNT THIS JUST THE SAME EVENT AS SOM--"
NO NO SHUT UP YOURE THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE

SO COME ON OUT TO PORTER'S PUB FRIDAY APRIL 3RD AND DONATE SOME MONEY TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE SH★T YOU DID OVER SPRING BREAK THAT YO MOMMA WOULDNT BE PROUD OF!!!!!!

TICKETS WILL BE $10 FLAT
IF FOR SOME REASON YOU THINK THATS TOO CHEAP (WTF?), YOU CAN DONATE THE EXTRA MONEY DIRECTLY TO THE RED CROSS HERE:
https://www.redcross.org/combined-donate?flow=char&loggedIn=false

18+ TO CRUISE
21+ TO BOOZE

SO COME #TWERK4CHARITY!!!!

HONESTLY I CANT THINK OF A GOOD ENDING TO THIS EVENT DESCRIPTION
AM I TIRED? YEAH
AM I DRUNK? YEAH MAYBE A LIL BIT BUT THE POINT IS
THERES TOO MUCH F★★KING PRESSURE TO MAKE THIS SH★T FUNNY ALL THE TIME BUT ITS LIKE IM NOT A COMEDY WHORE GUYS I CANT JUST PULL THIS SH★T OUT OF MY A$$

JUST GO TO THE F★★KING EVENT ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE AND ITS MY LAST ONE

F★★K YOU SERGIO AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO SAID THE ENDING WAS SH★TTY

LOVE YOU MOM
(PLS SEND ME MORE MONEY IM OUT OF DINING DOLLARS)

#TWERK4CHARITY!!!!

$$$ YEET $$$
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