Insert Coin [ This Saturday!! @ The Eagle ]

↓ · → · ↑ · ← · Y · B · X · A · *** INSERT COIN *** ↓ · → · ↑ · ← · Y · B · X · A Wow. It's February already. On the plus side, MOAR INSERT COIN! *** Dont forget to bring your tokens *** Nab them from our street team up till the 28th then coax them out of our gogos, djs, and shot boys at The Eagle! BARELY THERE COSPLAY! COMPETETIVE TESTOSTERONE SATURATION! You know the combo: GRAB! REVERSAL!! SLAM!!! *** Hosted by Tyler Rush!!! He is hotter that a Fire Flower powerup, has better than moves than Ulala from Space Channel 5, and goes right to your spot like an angry red shell! Tyler Rush has it all - and he's always ready to give it away. *** Beats and beeps to sweat it out to!! Its DDR on the dance floor with resident Krot and special guest Daddi Dario [eyeBeam] filling your ears with filth!! *** Retro gaming in the Eagle! NEW GAMES!! We've been all over eBay snapping up your teenage years and getting them shipped in discreet brown envelopes to Seattle... ---- Injustice!! Soul Calibur! MarioKart 64! Goldeneye! Hexen!! Streetfighter! Tekken Tag!!!! ---- ---------->> Flirt your way through 1on1, then making out is a co-op game!!! The Eagle Seattle - 10pm - 2am. 21+ $5 before 11pm, $7 after. Co-presented by Nark Magazine! Jello shots and cage-jelly shaking by Ethanol Swain - blindingly hot fleshbot on loan from AREA 2181!! ↓ · → · ↑ · ← · *beep* *beep* *boop* *beep* *boop* FIGHT!" ↓ · → · ↑ · ←