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Petting Zoo 7: PANDAMONIUM!
Tickets: http://pettingzoo7.bpt.me

NEWS FLASH: PANDAS ON THE RUN!
Last night, in a stunning display of animal uprising, hundreds of pandas escaped from zoos across the nation.

Love may have driven the mass panda exodus. Multiple zookeepers reported the unmistakable bleats and chirps of panda mating calls comingled with the boom-boom-boom of heavy bass beats emanating from their panda enclosures the night of the incident. And today, in multiple U.S. cities, rogue pandas were sighted purchasing bikinis, fishnets, and bourbon, and dying their fur neon colors.

Where are all the pandas headed? What is their purpose? And… are they NICE?

COME FIND OUT on April 22!

Calling all zookeepers and sexy beasts: It’s time for this year’s PETTING ZOO!

Come get your party on with the hottest creatures in the Northwest panting and purring at the Petting Zoo of your most inappropriate imagination.

Be warned: some animals do bite.

TICKETS: Available in advance at the link below until we're full.
http://pettingzoo7.bpt.me

DRESS: Fuzzy, furry, feathery hotness! (Pandas and non-Pandas welcome!)

ON THE DECKS:
|> DAVID TURNER, Seattle, WA
http://www.djdavidturner.com/
https://www.mixcloud.com/davidturner/

|>TRINITRON (WORK!, Bounce Brunch, 1999), Seattle, WA
https://www.facebook.com/DJTrinitron/
SoundCloud.com/djtrinitron

|> CAKE FVCKER (Slutgarden), Portland, OR
https://www.facebook.com/Cake-Fvcker-279852198836431/
https://soundcloud.com/cakefucker

|> KYLE DOUGLAS (MyHouseYourHouse::Distrikt), Seattle, WA
www.soundcloud.com/kyledouglas
www.myhouseyourhouse.net

|> MACKSIMAL, Seattle, WA

ON THE VISUALS:
I> VJ EYESAUCE (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA
https://www.facebook.com/vj.eyesauce

ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. You must show 21+ ID to enter. There will be door security to keep out mean, nasty animals that don’t play well with others.

Tickets at: http://pettingzoo7.bpt.me
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