Love & House World 9th Anniversary

It's perfectly normal for chart-friendly dance tunes to peddle the lowest grade of lyrical tosh, but far rarer for one to make us burst out laughing like Diego Miranda's recent 'Can't Say Goodbye' did (sample lyric: 'The thought of being alone? / I'd rather be with your clone'). Find out if the Portuguese producer's club sets are any better than his rhyming couplets when he makes his Tokyo debut at Womb on Sunday night, with singer Liliana on vocal duties. DJs including Dantz and TakuyaTokyo round out the lineup in the main room, with added drag queens and a performance by dance unit Meisai to spice things up.