Witless Protection

1 out of 5 stars
Redneck comic Larry the Cable Guy returns to multiplexes with another hillbilly-humor fiasco, this time playing a Mississippi deputy who crosses paths with a shady FBI crew escorting a sexy crime-case witness to Chicago. Gratuitous support-our-troops iconography and post-9/11 paranoia permeate a harebrained plot featuring Enronesque white-collar crooks. People light their farts, fart in fear and pretend to fart—and one upper-crust polo player even takes a face-plant into a pile of horse shit. Git-r-done, Larry.

By: Stephen Garrett


Release details

Rated: PG-13
Release date: Friday February 22 2008
Duration: 97 mins

Cast and crew

Director: Charles Robert Carner
Screenwriter: Charles Robert Carner
Cast: Larry the Cable Guy
Richard Bull
J. David Moeller
Will Clinger
Reno Collier
Omar Dykes
Jenny McCarthy
Yaphet Kotto
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