18 funny Father’s Day gifts

Dads will get a kick out of this multipurpose mug that uses the steam from hot coffee to keep your donut warm. Bonus points if your pops works in law enforcement.

Donut Warming Mug, $14.95 on uncommongoods.com

Why are bananas so freaking funny? He’ll enjoy answering your call with this plastic fruit-shaped handset. Yellow!

Bluetooth Banana Phone, $40 on uncommongoods.com

If his little ones still aren’t sleeping through the night, Dad will appreciate the sentiment in this hilarious bedtime book. Download the audiobook by Samuel L. Jackson for even more laughs.

Go the F*ck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach, $13.24 on amazon.com

Now here’s a bouquet we can get behind. Instead of flowers, treat your father to an arrangement of three or six gourmet salami from Olympia Provisions.

Olympia Provisions Salami Bouquet, $50 on food52.com

Give him this 100-percent cotton blanket that advertises one of his best skills. Hey, you don't want to quash his dreams! 

Good at Naps Throw, $108 on uncommongoods.com

If he’s always losing his glasses, give your dad somewhere memorable to stick them, like on the nose of this Easter Island-esque head.

Eye Glasses Holder, $18 on uncommongoods.com

Fair warning: This book of dad jokes collected from real fathers might just give your pops some more material. Thankfully, you love him enough to suffer through even his cheesiest wisecracks.

The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by Ian Allen, $13.95 on urbanoutfitters.com

Your father deserves a break. Help him put his feet up—literally—with this miniature hammock he can hang underneath his desk.

AccMart Mini Foot Rest Hammock, $13.99 on amazon.com

This blow-up moose head will transform any room into his home into the ultimate hideout—at least as long as it stays inflated.

Moosehead Wall Decor, $27.99 on wayfair.com

He can make a serious fashion statement with these ‘za inspired socks that come rolled up in—what else?—a fake pizza box.

Pizza Box Socks Set, $17 on neimanmarcus.com