Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (15)

Great, loved this film best film i seen in ages .

My advice would be to cancel altogether, get your money back, then make a new application but this time pay only on a monthly basis rather than a year in one go. I've never had a problem with the monthly method. They're clearly useless on anything else.

Phoned almighty head office Sat, "fancy a few films Sun, don't want further hassle, being a fully paid up member and all".............reply "THERE WON'T BE" There was, turned away AGAIN "phone head office"! ODEON, do a unlimited card again PLEASE!

ANOTHER failure today as my brand new, through my letterbox card wasn't accepted "call da phone line" nonsense again (but with a BIT more sympathetic panache than Tuesday) did so and finally let in. When will Cineworld learn that £180 in their pockets (now back in my bank) is better than £15 poxy quid a month? I can cancel that with 28 days notice, they are so rabidly adherent to! WHAT COMPANY wants that type of deal? Film, enjoyable tat, just as you would expect 6/10

Well, after a review THAT bad I just had to go to see this and I am completely with Simon - it was, as he so accurately states, a 'corker'.. he should be given young Floyd's job immediately.

There's literally no way anyone could watch this with any expectations other than it's going to be completely daft. So, on that count, it lived up to expectations. However, some of the CG effects were quite bad - crowd scenes in particular, and the killing of the vampires was extremely bloody and horrible. Also, some of the make-up was rubbish - Mary Elizabeth Winstead stands out - which is a shame because the lincoln make-up I thought was really good! (apart from the stuck-on beard) Good points - Rufus Sewel, who just keeps getting handsomer and handsomer all the time; Dominic Cooper - cute and OTT, but in a good way, I thought, and the guy playing Lincoln was good too.

The attitude was "you are pulling a fast one" but I have been going there for over 3 years AND the guy that first said "no entry" actually helped (and remembered helping me) use their crappy 80's keyboard in house machine! The duty manager, a "bullied at school" 25ish year old was obviously out for revenge on big lads (im 6'4) as there was no hint of "sorry" or an attempt to read the letter and situation, just an Arnie style "HEAD OFFICE, CALL DEM"! Reeling at the fact my £180 up front was on their system but "don't know" (why current deal canceled) came the answer....surely, despite unwittingly breaking their precious terms there could have been a bit of "OH! I SEE what you have done, yeah, no probs" from SOME MOTHER!!! But NO! Now, new card will come through, I'll give them back my £180 (but on Aug 20th) and sense will prevail........until the next lot of bollocks. Like the new "10% off popcorn and such shit" "deal"...........must keep track of the twats!

ScrumpMaster: I fully sympathise with you on the problem you encountered as described in your last posting. Furthermore I think I can guess which particular cinema you are referring to. I had the same problem two years ago. The staff there (and the one very nearby) are unfeeling awful people. I will not say anymore apart from saying I hope they sort out your problems soon.

awful probs with cineworld tonight. Cancelled dd and paid £180 on fri, went in twice. Letter re dd cancellation sent, so took it to the BO hoping sense would prevail, no. Manager called, robotic "call head office" answer. left, politly, but unimpressed. Called and was told "no 28 day notice" so I said "do you have my £180, and WHY WAS I LET IN fri/sat with your text pass?" "don't know" Result, DD again and new card sent that will be cancelled with 28 days, no discression (!) notice and the refunded £180 paid.......COMPUTER SAYS NO!!! fucking hell!!!!

I've been sitting front row center for decades now due to punters anti cine-ocial behaviour and this was well before wide spread mobiles. Do, on occasion, turn mine on to check the time in a film I'm considering bailing on but hold it well below chair level, not wave it about like a poxy light sabre. I do wonder why these knobs go to the cinema.....it seems to me to be primarily to fuck others off.